New Doctor and Patient Joke in Hindi
डॉक्टर :-तबियत कैसी है..?
मरीज़ :-पहले से ज्यादा खराब है…
डॉक्टर :-दवाई खा ली थी.?
मरीज़ :-खाली नहीं थी भरी हुई थी…
डॉक्टर :- मेरा मतलब है दवाई ले ली थी.?
मरीज़ :-जी आप ही से तो ली थी…
डाक्टर :-बेवक़ूफ़ !! दवाई पी ली थी.?
मरीज़ :-नहीं जी,, दवाई नीली थी…
डॉक्टर :-अबे गधे !! दवाई को पी लिया था.?
मरीज़ :-नहीं जी,, पीलिया तो मुझे था…
डॉक्टर :-उल्लू के पट्ठे !! दवाई को खोल के मुँह में रख लिया था.?
मरीज़ :-नहीं आप ही ने तो कहा था कि फ्रिज में रखना…..
डॉक्टर :-अबे क्या मार खायेगा..?
मरीज़ :-नहीं दवाई खाऊंगा…
डॉक्टर :-निकल साले, तू पागल कर देगा…
मरीज़ :-जा रहा हूँ, फिर कब आऊँ..?
डॉक्टर :-मरने के बाद…
मरीज़ :-मरने के कितने दिन बाद.?
डॉक्टर बेहोश।
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