Marriage Jokes – Funny Jokes About Married Life
तूफानी बारिश आधी रात एक आदमी Pizza Hut से पिज़्ज़ा लेने गया
पिज़्ज़ावाला:- आप शादीशुदा हो ??
आदमी:- साले, ऐसे तूफान में कौनसी माँ अपने बेटे को पिज़्ज़ा लाने भेजेगी.
ससुर का फ़ोन: दामाद जी कल तुम्हारे साले के लिये लड़की देखने जाना है,
हो सके तो आ जाओ…
दामाद: आप लोग देखलो,
मेरा तो खुद का डिसीजन गलत हुआ पड़ा है…
बुढ़ापे की पहली निशानी क्या है ??
“झुर्रियां?!”
“नहीं”
“दवाइयाँ???”
“नहीं”
“गंजापन??”
“नहीं”
“तो फिर क्या है …??”
“जब बीवी शक करना बन्द कर दे”
वो टाइम गया जब लडकिया सपनो के,
राजकुमार को घोडो पर देखती है,
अब तो उनके सपनो का राजकुमार,
सिक्स पैक के साथ ऑडी मे चाहिए..
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