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HASNA MANA HAI – Funny Jokes Student and Teacher

HASNA MANA HAI
टीचर: देखता हूँ मेरे इन पांच प्रश्नों का सबसे पहले उत्तर कौन देता है।

1. दिल्ली में किस पार्टी की सरकार है ?

2. जम्मू कश्मीर की मुख़्य मंत्री कौन है ?

3. अमेरिका के राष्ट्रपति का चुनाव कितने वर्षों में होता है ?

4. लोक सभा में कितने सदस्य हैं ?

5. व्हेल मछली अंडे देती है या बच्चे देती है ?

इन पांचों प्रश्नो का जब एक बच्चे ने एक साथ उत्तर दिया तो अर्थ का अनर्थ हो गया।
सर जी,

आप की, महबूबा, चार वर्ष में, 545, बच्चे देती है।

टीचर अभी भी बेहोश है।

ये तो पक्का नया है अभी तक किसी ने नहीं भेजा होगा

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